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The above image is a note I found on my car this evening when I left the gym………………………………………………………

Let’s go back to 2 week ago when I posted this. THAT is what kind of mess I was talking about. THAT. RIGHT. THERE. This is some bullshit. This is ALL THE BULLSHIT! EVERY LAST BIT OF IT! When I walked up to my car, My first thought was, Oh lord, what’s this? I hope it’s not a phone number from a shy sir (it’s happened before). Then I read it and said aloud, “I KNOW MY MAGNET BETTER BE ON MY CAR WHEN I WALK AROUND IT!” It’s still there…… THEN I said, “THEY CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!” And they probably will if this note is any indication of how they live their life. This person sat up here and said, “Let me think how I can do the entire most this year. I GOT IT!” Because this asshole sat up here and ALL did the following:

  1. Sits in front of a computer.
  2. Wishes they had real writing skills.
  3. Settles on being as much of an ass as possible.
  4. Types above message.
  5. Ignores God tapping them on the shoulder saying, “NO SALVATION FOR YOU!”
  6. Copies ignorant ass message an unGodly amount of times.
  7. Ignores Jesus saying, “I mean, ‘Good Samaritan’ on top of it? Naw. NAW! You’re on your own.”
  8. Prints it out.
  9. At this point Jesus and God are shaking their heads but this idiot don’t even notice.
  10. Gleefully rips into pieces (I guess they’ve never heard of scissors).
  11. Waits for cars with Obama stickers.
  12. Places in windshield wipers.
  13. Runs away.

They did ALL THAT when all they had to do was SIT THEIR DUMB ASS DOWN. NOBODY ASKED YOU WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF ME AND MY VIEWS. Whenever I saw a Romney/Ryan sticker or sign, do you think I caught a damn hissy fit? NO! You know why? BECAUSE I KNOW SIR PRESIDENT IS THE EPITOME OF YES GOD AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS! Because FOR. WHAT???????? Go get your own damn sticker, magnet, baseball hat, blimp. I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!

Did my magnet jump out, slap you, and still your wife? LET ME FIND OUT MY MAGNET IS OUT HERE BEING LIKE SIR 2 CHAINZ AND STEALIN’ EVERYBODY’S WOMAN! LET ME FIND THAT OUT!

Seriously though,  I am so tired of people feeling the need to bash others for their views/beliefs. There is no need for this, none whatsoever. Unless your views are directly hurting others, I have never felt the need to even consider showing such a lack of tolerance. Because let’s be real here, that’s what it is. I don’t know if this person has ever seen me get into my car or not so I won’t go so far as to say I was targeted for my race (it’s a very diverse area). But let’s get into the fact that my car was one of very few left in the parking lot tonight. Let’s also get into the fact that I go to the gym a good five days a week. I’m a familiar face. And then can we get into the fact the they waited two damn weeks after the election like this magnet hasn’t been on my car for the past few months.

Note: I wrote and rewrote this post multiple times. I suck at speaking coherently when I’m angry. I’M HEATED RIGHT NOW! It’s only been about an hour and a half so it’s extremely fresh on my mind. I just feel like using the entire weight on my crazy on figuring out who put that note on my car and then ruining their entire ass life! But instead I’m going to pray about it and go to bed.
I’ll be back to my normal slightly ratchet, full of dramatics posts soon……..

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